Revenge of the Nerd: Part II

Elmo, Oscar, and Mr. Grump

Since they’re in the process of dismantling the Department of Education, so that Stephen Miller can focus on teaching kids how to love America and be patriots, and his boss will be exacting revenge on a Muppet, by cutting funding to NPR and PBS, I figured it was a good time to repost a couple of missives from earlier this year:

The guy in the White House just signed yet another Executive Order with that giant pen of his, that goes up-and-down on the page and looks like the results of a failed polygraph test, to halt all federal funding for NPR and PBS which is something that Republicans have been trying to do for decades (see the attached missive below). In addition to the usual suspects, including biased media and radical left monsters that so badly hurt our country, he apparently has a vendetta against a green puppet, aka Muppet, who played a character on Sesame Street based on a New York real estate developer from the 80s, Mr. Grump, with burnt Cheeto-colored hair in a combover, who was trying to move some other Muppets off their property with his persuasive language. I love you people. You deserve some of the finer things. Trust me, you won’t miss all this. You’ll all get shiny new apartments! You’ll even get a concierge. The Muppets resisted. OK, OK, that’s it! I tried to be nice to you people, but you don’t want to listen! You’ve got two weeks—pack up and get out! The resistance held and Mr. Grump got run out of town. But this guy is back with a vengeance and a Sharpie. Look out.